SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED

I PUSHED ALL THE MILK AROUND WITH MY BIG TOE AND SOCKS OFF

I DROPPED IT REACHING FOR FAULKNER
I WAS ON MY LAPTOP AND IT ALMOST GOT WET

I STOOD UP AND GOT THE VACUUM AND SUCKED UP EACH SMALL PIECE OF CEREAL

WHEN SOME OF THEM WERE TOO BIG I TURNED IT OFF AND CAREFULLY MAKING SURE TO AVOID THE RAPIDLY DIMINISHING PUDDLE ON THE CARPET I WENT ON THE TIP OF MY TOES AND SEEKING OUT THE SURVIVORS PLACED MY HEEL DOWN UPON THEM HARD

theres this i guess

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